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Sarcastic Tagline Options from Gemini
November 21, 2025 - Reading time: ~1 minute
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Sarcastic Tagline Options

  1. "IT Guy. Occasionally Competent."

  2. "My Approach to Order: Selective Blindness."

  3. "Guaranteed to Meet Expectations (Eventually)."

  4. "Cybersecurity: Protecting Data from the Users, Mostly."

  5. "Retired Army. Now I only take orders from the coffee machine."

About

I'm a 57-year-old human navigating this absurd existence with a healthy dose of skepticism and a profound disinterest in anything resembling "protocol." Apparently, I've spent several decades dabbling in the IT world, which primarily means I've learned how to break things in increasingly creative ways and then, sometimes, how to un-break them (mostly by accident). Yes, I was in the Army, but let's not dwell on that.

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