Pangolin

I'm a 57-year-old human navigating this absurd existence with a healthy dose of skepticism and a profound disinterest in anything resembling "protocol." Apparently, I've spent several decades dabbling in the IT world, which primarily means I've learned how to break things in increasingly creative ways and then, sometimes, how to un-break them (mostly by accident). Yes, I was in the Army, but let's not dwell on that.